Move 1
Flip the assumption, and have a laugh.
Turn what everyone assumes upside down. If the room laughs, keep going.
Older Britons back conscription far more than the young: in a June 2024 poll, 61% of over-65s supported national service, against 19% of 18 to 24-year-olds (Lord Ashcroft Polls (opens in a new tab)). But the older voters weren’t expecting to serve. So what would have to happen for pensioners to be conscripted instead of the young? Is that, actually, a credible future?
People go to zoos to stare at bored animals. Flip it: people go to zoos to run from them. Robot deer, safe to bite and packed with meat, steered in VR by stag parties competing to survive longest. They might beat the lynx, even the Amur tiger. But can they survive the boss level: a pride of hungry lions?